My turn to beat the (long) dead horse...

[Tripps]

Twisty wood? I advise seeing a doctor.

 

[EasTexRIII]

 

[EasTexRIII]

Twisty wood? I advise seeing a doctor.

Maybe he meant twisted root?

Twisted Root Burger Co. - Twisted Root Burger Co.

 

[1olbull]

Twisty wood? I advise seeing a doctor.

OK, OK, OK,
Wood from Twisties!!!

 

[Ishrub]

OK, OK, OK,
Wood from Twisties!!!

Whatever floats your boat matey! But they are notorious for leaving a delicious layer of sticky cheesy powder on whatever touches them!

Come to think of it - You might be onto something if it makes it tastes better

 

[EasTexRIII]

Come to think of it - You might be onto something if it makes it tastes better

So, it's tastes bad?

 

[1olbull]

Whatever floats your boat matey! But they are notorious for leaving a delicious layer of sticky cheesy powder on whatever touches them!
Come to think of it - You might be onto something if it makes it tastes better

That there looks like a Cheetos copy!

 

[Dr.D]

Tires are like condoms. It’s a badge of bravado to be frequently putting new ones on.

It takes 3000 miles to use the first half of the tread and 200 to burn off the second half.

 

[Ishrub]

That there looks like a Cheetos copy!

Nah, mate. Your Cheetos mob only started making baked ones in 2004, 54 years after Twisties when Frito-Lay acquired the secret formulae when they bought the original in 1998.

Twisties
Was launched in 1950 by the General Foods Corporation. The brand name is owned by The Smith's Snackfood Company. While originally an Australian-owned company, Smith's was acquired in August 1998 by Frito-Lay, the second largest producer of snack foods in Australia.
Twisties are produced by feeding a mix of milled corn, rice, wheat and water into a machine known as a rotary head or random extruder. This machine cooks the mix at high temperature and pressure whilst forming the pieces. This process results in the characteristic Twisties shape with the knobbly surface and squiggly shape. After forming, the pieces are oven baked before being flavoured with a coating of seasoning and vegetable oil.


Cheetos
The first Cheetos product was Crunchy Cheetos, invented in 1948 in San Antonio, Texas. Crunchy Cheetos remained the brand's sole product for 23 years until the introduction of Cheetos Puffsin 1971. The baked varieties, otherwise known as Baked Cheetos, became available beginning in 2004. As of 2010, there are 21 different variants of Cheetos snacks distributed in the United States.[11]

 

[1olbull]

Nah, mate. Your Cheetos mob only started making baked ones in 2004, 54 years after Twisties when Frito-Lay acquired the secret formulae when they bought the original in 1998.
Twisties
Was launched in 1950 by the General Foods Corporation. The brand name is owned by The Smith's Snackfood Company. While originally an Australian-owned company, Smith's was acquired in August 1998 by Frito-Lay, the second largest producer of snack foods in Australia.
Twisties are produced by feeding a mix of milled corn, rice, wheat and water into a machine known as a rotary head or random extruder. This machine cooks the mix at high temperature and pressure whilst forming the pieces. This process results in the characteristic Twisties shape with the knobbly surface and squiggly shape. After forming, the pieces are oven baked before being flavoured with a coating of seasoning and vegetable oil.
Cheetos
The first Cheetos product was Crunchy Cheetos, invented in 1948 in San Antonio, Texas. Crunchy Cheetos remained the brand's sole product for 23 years until the introduction of Cheetos Puffsin 1971. The baked varieties, otherwise known as Baked Cheetos, became available beginning in 2004. As of 2010, there are 21 different variants of Cheetos snacks distributed in the United States.[11]

See there, two years later - an obvious rip-off.