There was a young lady from Coleshill
Who sat herself down on a mole hill
An unfortunate mole
Put his head up the hole
The girl's all right but the mole's ill.
Those who write on sh!t house walls,
should roll their sh!t in little balls,
and those that read these lines of wit,
should eat those balls of rolled up sh!t!
Couldn't resist.... My 10yr. old self had a FLASHBACK