Pig9r
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Because I don't ride boys.
Actually mine doesn't have any pet names.
Reunited with Lucille
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Because I don't ride boys.
Actually mine doesn't have any pet names.
druid
.040 Over
Why give your bike a GIRLS name Girls are slower than men Girls are weaker than men so why give your bike a Girls nameI call my bike Rocket 111 not Rocketta but Rocket 111
Perhaps ist's because I'd rather ride a girl
Sidecar Flip
Living Legend
That's a good thing. I'm relieved you are hetrosexual.
Jamie
Living Legend
Sidecar Flip
Living Legend
You mean Heathrow sexual? Sex at the London Airport?
In the mens room under the stall divider right?
wilbur-t
Top Fuel
In the mens room under the stall divider right?
Haven't been sticking your feet under adjacent bathroom stalls have you Flip????
As far as my bike's name goes, I didn't name her, she told me her name. She sometimes talks to me as we ride, like "Ok, Tommy, [She never calls me Wilbur.] Lets kick this road's behind!" [She also never cusses. Always a lady.]
Sidecar Flip
Living Legend
Wilbur, not me. I don't use bathroom stalls as a rule. Remember I'm a truck driver at heart. The space between the back of the sleeper and the drive tires is my bathroom.....
I always carry a roll of toilet paper in the farm tractors too. I've been known to fertilize the edges of fields on occasion.
Time for a true story;
Some years back I was in Pennsylvania in the Kinzua National Forest doing some fly fishing for trout. I was way back in the woods on a little tributary and the call of nature came. I was fresh out of toilet paper so I used my BVD's and hung them in a nearby tree. 3 years later I went back to that very same spot to fish again and my undies were still hanging in the tree, washed by 3 years of rain and snow and gently bleached by the sunlight filtering down through the trees. I packed them up and brought 'em home.
I always carry a roll of toilet paper in the farm tractors too. I've been known to fertilize the edges of fields on occasion.
Time for a true story;
Some years back I was in Pennsylvania in the Kinzua National Forest doing some fly fishing for trout. I was way back in the woods on a little tributary and the call of nature came. I was fresh out of toilet paper so I used my BVD's and hung them in a nearby tree. 3 years later I went back to that very same spot to fish again and my undies were still hanging in the tree, washed by 3 years of rain and snow and gently bleached by the sunlight filtering down through the trees. I packed them up and brought 'em home.
wilbur-t
Top Fuel
Well, we have to have both male and female to propagate the species!
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