Getting my bike back

[ruzzle]

....and modest..........

 

[granny davis]

Bike Back

That's me all over modest

 

[bruce aussie]

T.C. sent me a text the other day, said don't be taken in by the bread story. Something about hanging around bingo halls? Iduno?

 

[Hellwalker]

had to look it up myself.

World English Dictionary
Vegemite
1. trademark a vegetable extract used as a spread, flavouring, etc
2. informal ( not capital ) a child, esp one who is well-behaved
3. informal happy little vegemite a person who is in good humour

If you ever brewed your own beer, it taste like wort. I may start brewing beer here and I am sure I could make a vegemite beer for fun. I think even making bread some sowed into the dough would give it a nice flavor. We bought it in little vegemite and cracker, single serves like cheese and cracker ones we grew up with back home... not a big fan on a cracker but fresh white bread and butter with a thin smear of vegemite not to shabby...

 

[slick rick]

vegemite or marmite?

chick goes to see her Doctor,' doc, i shaved off my pubic hair, now it wont grow back'! Doc sez' ok, im gonna put vegemite on the left side only'.' come back tomorrow.next day she gets to the doc;s..Amazing...her pubes are back.left side only..miracle! Doc sez, this time im gonna put marmite on the right side only.Sure enuff...next day the right side is as hairy as the left. Perfect. Chick sez' Doc, why didnt you use vegemite for both sides???Doc' i wanted to prove that no C#nt knows the difference!'