Dumb ass maintenance problem- sorted?

If you would speak to us as to what the obstruction is.
 
In days of old when knights were bold and woman had not been invented they bored a hole in a telegraph pole and had to be contented, just drop the telegraph pole and insert an oil tank

Water soluble...just saying
 
Gday neighbour...I'm in South Guildford and have a hardcopy of the manual if you want to borrow it?