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the local radio station has a list of rules for men. the radio show is called the mens room and these are more geared towards things guys should probably not do... just in general
Mens Room - Mens Room Rules - KISW
and incase anyone cant access the page i'll copy paste In () is the person who called in and suggested it
Article I - Bathroom Etiquette:
Section 1: No excessive or undue conversation in the restroom.
Section 2: Keep eyes forward whenever possible. (John in the NAVY)
Section 3: Always close the stall door, even when going #1 (Charles in Lacey)
Section 4: If you have an option, never use the urinal / Stall right next to a man who is already underway. (Justin in Puyallup)
• Subsection A: At the gym, no man shall take the shower head next to another man, when none of the others are occupied. (Dennis in Olympia)
Section 5: No phone conversations in a public restroom. (Greg in Marysville) Especially a hands free device (Ron in Silverdale)
• Subsection A: Camera phone pictures are permitted.
Section 6: No man should ever take longer then 10 seconds looking in the mirror in a public bathroom. (Brandon in Fresno)
Section 7: If you need to change in a public bathroom use the stall, and close the door. (El-Higgones in Marysville)
Section 8: At no point should a man be laying around naked when there are only other men in the area, like in the locker room or sauna. (Ryno)
Section 9: Don't touch a man while he is already "Underway" (Thee Ted Smith)
Section 10: No man shall drop his pants and underwear to the ground while taking a leak. (Dan and Ryno in Marysville)
Section 11: If you must destroy a Mens Room, keep the fan on when you leave. (Rob Pacific)
Section 12: If you leave behind your DNA, YOU clean it up. (Dave in Everett)
Section 13: Never shave naked in a gym bathroom. (Vicente)
Section 14: Never drop a #2 in a club except in an emergency (Charles in Lacey)
Section 15: When at someone else's house, and needing to drop a deuce, always use the furthest bathroom from the general population (Steve "The Thrill" Hill)
Section 16: No man shall have a decorative / fuzzy toilet seat (Cleveland)
Section 17: Do not bring food with you to the bathroom. (John)
Section 18: Never flick or project any mucous onto any external surface of any Mens Room. (Ron in Redmond)
Section 20: If you drop a deuce, wash your hands. (Dave in Everett)
Section 21: If you put toilet paper on the seat, dispose of it properly when you are done, don't leave it for the next guy.
Section 23: While using the restroom, a man shall keep all his body parts within the boundaries of his stall, so long as there are other people in the restroom. (Gary in Auburn)
Section 24: If you drop a deuce at another mans house, stick around long enough to make sure your "Contribution" is COMPLETELY flushed (Jolly Joe)
Section 25: When using the urinal, stand close enough that no one else can see your business. (Brad in Briar)
Section 26: When using a public restroom, flush every time! And if it's broken, tell someone who can fix it.
Section 27: When available, spray something that smells better then your poo after you drop a deuce. (Tank from Olympia)
Section 28: No two men shall use a regular toilet at the same time. (Jolly Joe)
Section 29: No man shall use a public urinal sans pants.
Section 31: Never use the kid sized urinal when a man sized one is available (F'n Stephen)
Section 32: No man shall knowingly urinate into a toilet that does not belong to him while the seat is down. Ken from Kent)
Section 33: No man should ever require simultaneous use of multiple bathroom sinks: don't be a chick. (C-Diddy)
Section 34: Never leave hair on the soap (The Boatbuilder in Puyallup)
Section 35: If you have made a deposit that has the potential for "shrapnel", check the underside of the seat before you leave and clean it if necessary. (Chris the Urban forklift driver)
Section 36: Never wait for a urinal when there is an open stall.
Section 37: Let the man poop in peace.
Section 38: No man shall start washing his hands in the same sink as another man. (Patrick in Port Orchard)
Section 39: If you happen upon an occupied bathroom with only one stall and you need to use said stall, wait outside until the occupant leaves or at least you hear him wash up. (Jody in Graham)
Section 40: No man shall take a picture in a public bathroom mirror with another man.
Section 41: No man shall ever sing in a public bathroom while there is another person present. (Kapshy)
Article II - Booze Etiquette:
Section 1: If you bring beer to a party, you must drink your beer first before drinking anyone else's....unless otherwise permitted by the host.
Section 2: If you bring beer to a party and need to leave, the beer stays there.
Section 3: If you open a beer you must finish it, never leave a "Wounded soldier" (Paul in Mt Lake Terrace)
Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.
Section 5: The last beer will always be reserved for the man who originally purchased said alcohol. If someone consumes the last beer and is not the original purchaser, that person becomes solely responsible to replenish the reserves. (Rodney in Spanaway)
Section 6: If a man gets up to grab a beer, he is obliged to get one for any friends who are in need. (J.D)
Section 7: Never drive drunk or let a friend drive drunk. (Kyle in Seattle)
Section 8: You can't narc out a buddy for showing up to work hungover. You can however harass him as much as possible. (Felix in Seattle)
Section 9: In a bar or club, the guy with the drinks has the right of way. (Russ in Tacoma)
Section 10: Never relocate another mans beer. (B. KIng)
Section 11: No frozen concoctions at a sporting event, pregame or postgame. (Thee Ted Smith)
Section 12: No man shall ever drink beer through a straw. Or drink anything from a bottle or can with a straw.
Section 13: Never turn down free beer on the basis that it is "Not your brand" (Sean)
Section 14: If you didn't open the beer, don't touch it, drink it, put your cigarette butts out in it. It's not empty, I'll be back for it, I promise. (Matt)
Section 15: All men who drink must know at least one drinking game (Jezter)
Section 16: If someone offers to buy you a drink, and you accept, you must drink ALL of that drink. (Kev Dog in Olympia)
Section 17: If late night food is sought after a night of drinking, the designated driver shall not be required to pay. (Connor in Monroe)
Section 18: When someone offers to buy you a drink, unless they specify, do not order a more expensive drink then what you normally drink (K.Smith in Fremont)
Section 19: No man shall drink from another mans tab/pitcher with out buying a minimum of one round. (Honkey Kong in Puyallup)
Mens Room - Mens Room Rules - KISW
and incase anyone cant access the page i'll copy paste In () is the person who called in and suggested it
Article I - Bathroom Etiquette:
Section 1: No excessive or undue conversation in the restroom.
Section 2: Keep eyes forward whenever possible. (John in the NAVY)
Section 3: Always close the stall door, even when going #1 (Charles in Lacey)
Section 4: If you have an option, never use the urinal / Stall right next to a man who is already underway. (Justin in Puyallup)
• Subsection A: At the gym, no man shall take the shower head next to another man, when none of the others are occupied. (Dennis in Olympia)
Section 5: No phone conversations in a public restroom. (Greg in Marysville) Especially a hands free device (Ron in Silverdale)
• Subsection A: Camera phone pictures are permitted.
Section 6: No man should ever take longer then 10 seconds looking in the mirror in a public bathroom. (Brandon in Fresno)
Section 7: If you need to change in a public bathroom use the stall, and close the door. (El-Higgones in Marysville)
Section 8: At no point should a man be laying around naked when there are only other men in the area, like in the locker room or sauna. (Ryno)
Section 9: Don't touch a man while he is already "Underway" (Thee Ted Smith)
Section 10: No man shall drop his pants and underwear to the ground while taking a leak. (Dan and Ryno in Marysville)
Section 11: If you must destroy a Mens Room, keep the fan on when you leave. (Rob Pacific)
Section 12: If you leave behind your DNA, YOU clean it up. (Dave in Everett)
Section 13: Never shave naked in a gym bathroom. (Vicente)
Section 14: Never drop a #2 in a club except in an emergency (Charles in Lacey)
Section 15: When at someone else's house, and needing to drop a deuce, always use the furthest bathroom from the general population (Steve "The Thrill" Hill)
Section 16: No man shall have a decorative / fuzzy toilet seat (Cleveland)
Section 17: Do not bring food with you to the bathroom. (John)
Section 18: Never flick or project any mucous onto any external surface of any Mens Room. (Ron in Redmond)
Section 20: If you drop a deuce, wash your hands. (Dave in Everett)
Section 21: If you put toilet paper on the seat, dispose of it properly when you are done, don't leave it for the next guy.
Section 23: While using the restroom, a man shall keep all his body parts within the boundaries of his stall, so long as there are other people in the restroom. (Gary in Auburn)
Section 24: If you drop a deuce at another mans house, stick around long enough to make sure your "Contribution" is COMPLETELY flushed (Jolly Joe)
Section 25: When using the urinal, stand close enough that no one else can see your business. (Brad in Briar)
Section 26: When using a public restroom, flush every time! And if it's broken, tell someone who can fix it.
Section 27: When available, spray something that smells better then your poo after you drop a deuce. (Tank from Olympia)
Section 28: No two men shall use a regular toilet at the same time. (Jolly Joe)
Section 29: No man shall use a public urinal sans pants.
Section 31: Never use the kid sized urinal when a man sized one is available (F'n Stephen)
Section 32: No man shall knowingly urinate into a toilet that does not belong to him while the seat is down. Ken from Kent)
Section 33: No man should ever require simultaneous use of multiple bathroom sinks: don't be a chick. (C-Diddy)
Section 34: Never leave hair on the soap (The Boatbuilder in Puyallup)
Section 35: If you have made a deposit that has the potential for "shrapnel", check the underside of the seat before you leave and clean it if necessary. (Chris the Urban forklift driver)
Section 36: Never wait for a urinal when there is an open stall.
Section 37: Let the man poop in peace.
Section 38: No man shall start washing his hands in the same sink as another man. (Patrick in Port Orchard)
Section 39: If you happen upon an occupied bathroom with only one stall and you need to use said stall, wait outside until the occupant leaves or at least you hear him wash up. (Jody in Graham)
Section 40: No man shall take a picture in a public bathroom mirror with another man.
Section 41: No man shall ever sing in a public bathroom while there is another person present. (Kapshy)
Article II - Booze Etiquette:
Section 1: If you bring beer to a party, you must drink your beer first before drinking anyone else's....unless otherwise permitted by the host.
Section 2: If you bring beer to a party and need to leave, the beer stays there.
Section 3: If you open a beer you must finish it, never leave a "Wounded soldier" (Paul in Mt Lake Terrace)
Section 4: If you are at someone’s house you must ask for a beer, you can never just take one.
Section 5: The last beer will always be reserved for the man who originally purchased said alcohol. If someone consumes the last beer and is not the original purchaser, that person becomes solely responsible to replenish the reserves. (Rodney in Spanaway)
Section 6: If a man gets up to grab a beer, he is obliged to get one for any friends who are in need. (J.D)
Section 7: Never drive drunk or let a friend drive drunk. (Kyle in Seattle)
Section 8: You can't narc out a buddy for showing up to work hungover. You can however harass him as much as possible. (Felix in Seattle)
Section 9: In a bar or club, the guy with the drinks has the right of way. (Russ in Tacoma)
Section 10: Never relocate another mans beer. (B. KIng)
Section 11: No frozen concoctions at a sporting event, pregame or postgame. (Thee Ted Smith)
Section 12: No man shall ever drink beer through a straw. Or drink anything from a bottle or can with a straw.
Section 13: Never turn down free beer on the basis that it is "Not your brand" (Sean)
Section 14: If you didn't open the beer, don't touch it, drink it, put your cigarette butts out in it. It's not empty, I'll be back for it, I promise. (Matt)
Section 15: All men who drink must know at least one drinking game (Jezter)
Section 16: If someone offers to buy you a drink, and you accept, you must drink ALL of that drink. (Kev Dog in Olympia)
Section 17: If late night food is sought after a night of drinking, the designated driver shall not be required to pay. (Connor in Monroe)
Section 18: When someone offers to buy you a drink, unless they specify, do not order a more expensive drink then what you normally drink (K.Smith in Fremont)
Section 19: No man shall drink from another mans tab/pitcher with out buying a minimum of one round. (Honkey Kong in Puyallup)
etc. to another man. (Mad Hooper)
