After having exhaustedly read many threads concerning tuneecu I have come to the conclusion that I may be the dumbest person in the world. While I remain utterly confused many others comment on the ease with which using the program to return thier Touring to somewhere close to what it should be. Me I read you folks chatting about "adjusting the flux capacitor, fine tuning the Hartzell flapper to open at exactly 2657.663 RPM, or using a cylinder bevel key to unlock the miracle software (my interpretations). After a few over my head posts my eyes glaze over and I return to watching the Andy Griffith Show. Sadly I even bought the android version of tuneecu and the tuneecu cable (both to no avail). So i have a few questions for all of you brainiacs out there. Can anyone provide the correct tune on a DVD (or equivalent) that is kinda like plug and play so an imbecile can use it (I would happily pay)? Or how about tuneboy? Is it verrrrry user friendly so said imbecile can use it? This is why I coined the term "imbecle alternative", to fit my circumstance. Any help I am sure would be considered helping the handicapped and should bolster your chances when faced with the pearly gates, kind of your very own get out of jail free card.