TC,
In reverse order to your comments -
1) Us 'Mericans learned our language from the Mexicans.

2) I was inquiring if your "cluey" reference was STRINE.
3) "Cracker ass" is merely reference to a skinny white guy.
4) 2 meters = 6' 5 or 6". You look pretty fit compared to I; so, I was only saying if you weighed similar as I, you would have to be that tall.
I didn't intend to cause you frustration - just trying to be friendly - can't we all just get along?

. . . as he slowly whimpers away, tail between his legs . . . .