Is that Triumph a Toy?

I guess my big mean ninja 500 is too small then??

Of course not, Hell, I love riding my wife's STriple! And the worst laydown I've ever had was on a Slingshot.
But when the first words out of his mouth are calling the rocket a toy and asking if I have a harley, I can't help but be offended and become offensive Sometimes you just have to put an orange and black wannabe rider in his place! 5 will give you 20 every piece of clothing he has on, down to his smelly socks, will have some sort of HD emblem on them
I was also informed I couldn't ride to the event with their group because it was "harley's only" and I didn't have a "HOG card" Whatever the hell that is
I personally don't care what brand or style of steed the guy next to me is on, as long as he loves to ride as much as I do
 

I been out with the hog riders a couple of times ,after them telling me that they had screaming eagle this and screaming eagle that i just say that my bike is stock standard and when the opportunity occurs well let's just say the disappointment was all over his face
 
Harleys only eh? Well I hope they like the taste of your exhaust fumes, because if you're not riding with them I'm willing to bet you'll be passing them.

May have to pass, stop and take a photo, pass again, stop for another photo....well, you get the point. The Alps are very scenic
 

Good story but what happens when you share a room with him should be even more interesting!
 
I have a few bikes of all sizes, i'm just as happy riding the rocket as i am riding the little ninja or the 33cc motorized bicycle, the softail i ride every now and then but i also enjoy it, the hd only club is for people that don't know any better i guess
 
He started it .. i'd torment the ****ter out of him all weekend .. I would not miss one opportunity... what is it they say " find out what he doesn't like and give him plenty of it" .. we are counting on you to represent us Rocket Owners , do us proud Cardinal