I know I'm a sign nut.

Better a no nut than a no dick!
 
and here I was thinking you understood Aussie ... tsk tsk I am disappointed in you Steve

HansO, Ya dob me in, Mate. Twas a righteous knock for sure.
I be a dipstick for sluffing off lately on my Strine.
Although not the full quid, I have been fossicking for a good dictionary with no luck.
 
Wonder if there's a name for your rusty truck and sign fettish.
Brucellosis is already taken.......
Hey Hey easy on the name calling I've been kind enough to not mention your unnatural attraction to late 60's Wog Chariots. I don't know how but you talked T.C. Around. I'm gunna have a hard time stopping him putting shiny paint on his.