Whether they lift a finger or not, you'll have to file a police report for your insurance. Some departments get fired up about these and will investigate though, some places a hit and run with property damage constitutes a felony - especially given almost any damage can be spun as well over $1K. Witnessed an older lady smash into another parked car at the grocery store recently and called the local PD with description and partial plates and they were on her like a duck on a june bug. In the time it took me to load my groceries, I saw two patrol cars rocket past in opposite directions and one had come into the parking lot to talk to witnesses. Musta been a slow day.
Karma is unreliable so .I'd see if any of the other shops have footage and maybe a rego??
If you end up doing your own investigating, check the neighboring business and businesses across street for security cam footage. Maybe one of them got a shot at the plate. 4K+ resolutions systems aren't uncommon these days and they actually can do a little of the old CSI BS "Zoom. Enhance." Do this ASAP as most of those systems don't store footage very long. Some may be hesitant to let you look, but most will actually be as or more accommodating to you than to the razzers, as they all work for a living and most hate hit and run scumbags as much as all decent folk. If you do dig up good leads, it goes without saying not to confront the person directly. Absolutely nothing good can come of that. Take your evidence to the police and, if they don't want to get off their ass, start calling he local media and give them the story, and light up the Mayor's phone lines.
Gave who a fake name and number? I don't get it, if she drove off.
A lot of these sub human troglodytes, if they think someone may be watching, will gin up a note and conspicuously place it on the victim's vehicle, all the while doing a Marcel Marceau quality impression of being late to pick their war hero grandpa up from his dialysis treatment, so as to hopefully make a witness forego making a 911 call - "Ah, it's okay, she left all her info. I sure do hope the Colonel gets better."
Sorry to hear about your troubles. Most importantly, I hope you get your bike sorted with minimal expense and downtime, but fingers crossed you can also stick it to the oxygen thief who did it.