Anyone want one of these??

Don it now ya gonna get the cat all riled up, badges have there place, its dark, tight and moist. You'll know when you have the right spot the receiver usually screams then settles to a constant whimper of pain.
 
New a bloke that aquired a policemans hat, caused no end of pain when it was found in his house in a raid.

Victorian coppers call their badge a "Freddy", a person got caught with one that he says he found, had a holiday for 6 months.