The World is nuts (jokes)

[Nat67]

 

[EasTexRIII]

 

[EasTexRIII]

 

[EasTexRIII]

 

[Delaware rider]

Johnny and Sammy are sitting in the living room talking when Sammy’s German shepherd walks in lays on his side and starts licking himself, sammy looks at Johnny and says don’t you wish you could do that Johnny says well yeah but I’m afraid he might bite me

 

[Nat67]

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms ?
Ones a Goodyear , and ones a great year !

 

[Idaho Red Rocket 3]

I went to my doctor for my bi-annual check up. As we were chatting he told me about one of his other patients. You see the fellow was addicted to soap. The good news is the doctor said he is OK...... because he is "clean" now.

 

[scot in exile]

How does a French woman(or man) hold her liquor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the ears.

 

[grim]

What is the the difference between parsley on a plate and womens pubic hair. Nothing . You push them both to the side before you start eating.

 

[EasTexRIII]

What’s the difference between a woman in church & a woman in a bathtub? A woman in church has hope in her soul....

What’s the difference between a tribe of pigmies and a woman’s track team? A tribe of pigmies are a bunch of cunning little runts......