Surprised the Wife

[UtilityKnife]

I couldn't believe when we got it home that it doesn't have a gas gauge. I'm sure i'll be bringing her gas at some point this year.

 

[stollydriver]

So does that mean it has a reserve tank ala old school?

 

[scot in exile]

Bought my wife a good 200piece 1/2"drive socket set one xmas I can tell you she was not pleased.

 

[stavros]

my wife wanted something "long, flowing and seethrough"for christmas

i got her a roll of cling film

 

[BillyIndiana]

So does that mean it has a reserve tank ala old school?

It has a low fuel light I believe.

 

[Ishrub]

my wife wanted something "long, flowing and seethrough"for christmas

i got her a roll of cling film

Your on a winning streak, I can tell! Next Christmas it could be an upgrade to a flattering shower curtain or every woman's essential 'little black dress' - a black plastic garbage bag and a pair of kids safety scissors to neatly cut the head and arm holes and prevent you leading a new trend in body piercings.

 

[barbagris]

Are you looking for a boyfriend??????

Well I suppose the "skirt" could confuse him.

 

[D04011]

My ex-wife didn't particularly like guns but one year for our anniversary I bought her a new S&W Model 60. She said it was "cute" but never carried or shot it. It is one of the few things she didn't take with her... Works for me!

 

[mark1400]

One of the best things I ever did was buy my wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday...... I now have a new wife.
Cheers.

 

[MIG]

I tricked the wife into thinking my bike broke down and had to pick me up at the dealer were I had this waiting for her. She's been eye balling it forever.

Nicely done!!! I took my bride out to dinner for our 28th wedding anniversary several years back and surprised her with her new Fatboy she fell in-love with at the dealers. The downside is, since I no longer ride 2-up, I miss my long-ride back and shoulder rubs... ;-)

-MIG