She was to good for me

I know this petite blonde gay girl that rides a BMW K13OOR .. rides like a banshee and does big miles on it, put a lot of bloke to shame. Even goes on a motorcycle tour somewhere overseas every year. Did Vietnam on a Minsk and Spain on a 800GS last year. Paramedic by trade and cute as a button .. pity she bats for the other team hey.
 

TC, Say it ain't so!
You mean she putts from the rough?!?
 
In that case, TC, it is simple.
Just tell her you are a male lesbian.


Apart from her Dad and younger brother i'm the only non-gay male she is friends with .. don't think that would fly mate to be perfectly honest .