She was to good for me

[TOMCAT]

I know this petite blonde gay girl that rides a BMW K13OOR .. rides like a banshee and does big miles on it, put a lot of bloke to shame. Even goes on a motorcycle tour somewhere overseas every year. Did Vietnam on a Minsk and Spain on a 800GS last year. Paramedic by trade and cute as a button .. pity she bats for the other team hey.

 

[1olbull]

I know this petite blonde gay girl that rides a BMW K13OOR .. rides like a banshee and does big miles on it, put a lot of bloke to shame. Even goes on a motorcycle tour somewhere overseas every year. Did Vietnam on a Minsk and Spain on a 800GS last year. Paramedic by trade and cute as a button .. pity she bats for the other team hey.

TC, Say it ain't so!
You mean she putts from the rough?!?

 

[TOMCAT]

TC, Say it ain't so!
You mean she putts from the rough?!?

Sad but true mate .. she's a tiger hey.

 

[1olbull]

Sad but true mate .. she's a tiger hey.

In that case, TC, it is simple.
Just tell her you are a male lesbian.

 

[TOMCAT]

In that case, TC, it is simple.
Just tell her you are a male lesbian.

Apart from her Dad and younger brother i'm the only non-gay male she is friends with .. don't think that would fly mate to be perfectly honest .