Rocket 3 Belt Buckles

Gentlemen, gentlemen,gentlemen.
I've observed your continuing debate as to the comparative velocity capabilities of motorised bicycles which would be similar otherwise but for colour.
In my humble attempt to avoid seeing the matter descend into pettifoggery in this otherwise erudite and sagacious forum, I have conducted trials which have been subjected to absolute rigour and strictest observance of the scientific method.

My method was to paint Qld cockroaches each weighing 30 grams and measuring 7.5 cms , one in triumph red and one in black. ( For the purists the roaches used were Macropanesthia rhinoceri. )
In all trials , conducted under strictly controlled laboratory conditions ( my back yard ) the Red one was at least 32.763% faster.
I apologise to those who would , quite naturally, be disappointed , but that settles it.
I fixed your spelling error at no cost to you......when did you say you were hoping to get your buckles :rolleyes:
 
Um , errrr, yes of course it was a spelling error . Mea maxima culpa .

Looking forward very much to getting my buckles at the earliest opportunity my very dearest HansO:D
 
Hey Ishmael I did exactly the same experiment & came up with the same results, the only difference being that I also used a blue one & found it to be 45.237% faster than the other two colours. Not being satisfied with this ( I just can't think of roaches & rockets in comparison), I followed the same experiment with the same 3 colours of rocket. The results were outstanding in support for the findings with the roaches, maybe next time I'll ride the bikes instead of pushing them behind the bugs.:D
 
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