I know I'm a sign nut.

[1K9]

Saw this in a bathroom today.

Because when they look down they can't find their rifle because their belly is in the way. Now you go explain to me why men think it is bellow them to sit to pee, even at a lady's home.

 

[EasTexRIII]

Because when they look down they can't find their rifle because their belly is in the way. Now you go explain to me why men think it is bellow them to sit to pee, even at a lady's home.

 

[1olbull]

Because when they look down they can't find their rifle because their belly is in the way. Now you go explain to me why men think it is bellow them to sit to pee, even at a lady's home.

I'm just a man.
But, I can change.
I guess . . .
If I have to . . .

 

[Tripps]

Red Green?

 

[Mighty Mouse]

Because when they look down they can't find their rifle because their belly is in the way. Now you go explain to me why men think it is bellow them to sit to pee, even at a lady's home.

Some visual assistance (slow day)

 

[1K9]

I'm just a man.
But, I can change.
I guess . . .
If I have to . . .

I learned because I cleaned my own bathrooms and this hot chick I was dating noticed the clean floors around my toilets.

 

[Mad Dog]

[/QUOTE]

Because when they look down they can't find their rifle because their belly is in the way. Now you go explain to me why men think it is bellow them to sit to pee, even at a lady's home.

Because when I sit down it throws my a$$ in gear.

 

[Tripps]

I learned because I cleaned my own bathrooms and this hot chick I was dating noticed the clean floors around my toilets.

My wife recently told me I was a good man, because I always wiped up, it's nice when someone notices

 

[Steel]

I'd rather just go outside.

 

[1olbull]

Because when I sit down it throws my a$$ in gear.[/QUOTE]

Do both!
Save time!

I'm actually cutting out a large washable rubber mat to fit snug around our commode right now because . . .
I am a man!
Men stand up to pee!
Tis a God given right!