I know , I know !
@scot in exile ,
@mr hunt ,
@EasTexRIII and your good self are absolutely right Norm . I have been fooling myself and am ashamed but also just a little bit liberated to admit that I have become what I swore I never would be . I have become a SOCIAL NETWORKER .

I have one of the finest motorcycles IMO, ever made , a pile of trick bits to bolt to it , the finest woman waiting to throw her leg over it and the available time to do it and what am I doing ? Spending all my time glued to my phone checking my bloody " likes " !! I am becoming one of those gormless morons that stand in shops stabbing at their phones oblivious to all around them . It's the devil's work and much as i love you guys I am pathetic and ashamed ! I don't deserve to be talked to and first thing in the morning I am going to that **** shed and not leaving till I caught myself on !