Hi ho, it's off to the shed I go !

:laugh: :laugh: I WISH ! Not a day goes by I don't wonder ? Especially as I'm so ugly , when I was born the midwife slapped me mother !
Maybe it's the fact that she is still convinced that I am the 16th Earl of Devon , living incognito amongst the peasants ? :laugh:


Knew there had to be a secret lie of some sort.... If'n you're like me, you tell her: This (5 inches :rolleyes:) is 9 inches!
That's why they can't drive without wreckin - Their depth perception is improperly calibrated :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
Knew there had to be a secret lie of some sort.... If'n you're like me, you tell her: This (5 inches :rolleyes:) is 9 inches!
That's why they can't drive without wreckin - Their depth perception is improperly calibrated :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Defo ! I like to work in metric , sounds even more impressive . :laugh:
 
Size does indeed matter. reminded me of a Benson & Hedges 100's ad campaign for their extended "fags" being just "a silly millimeter longer"...


 
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