Hanso turns 85 tomorrow

Copy of e-mail....

Dear Hans,

Thank you for your enquiry. Our company is proud to assist to provide the needs of our aged community.

Yes, we can supply a towbar for your walking frame as requested.

Please let us know whether you have your frame fitted with square tyres or round ones. We have found that any more than two boxes of porridge in your trailer can affect the cornering characteristics of your walker.

Looking forward to serving you in your golden years.

Yours faithfully,

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Copy of e-mail....

Dear Hans,

Thank you for your enquiry. Our company is proud to assist to provide the needs of our aged community.

Yes, we can supply a towbar for your walking frame as requested.

Please let us know whether you have your frame fitted with square tyres or round ones. We have found that any more than two boxes of porridge in your trailer can affect the cornering characteristics of your walker.

Looking forward to serving you in your golden years.

Yours faithfully,

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ha Ha .... jokes on you..... that's the answer to the E-mail I sent on Your behalf that was supposed to be a suprise for your next B-Day, how did you get it, have you been hacking into my e-mail account you bastid
 
Hey Guys I notice my Young friend @ruzzle is very quiet this morning, here is a genuine offer to anyone that can get me his Birthday date the bastid has been keeping it secret for far to long I know it is early in the year and I think he is about 76 but thats it. I am offering $50.00 to the first person that can get me his birthday date .... good luck..... you'll need it
Ruzzle Ruzzle do you want a quick $25 mate;)
 
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