Sunshine you can do what I do. I save my hides from the deer I shoot and have my leathers made from them. Well let me rephrase that, My EX-wife has a nice leather jacket and gloves. I do have a leather shirt though. All you need to do is get some one to die them the color you want.
Somehow, I have a difficult time envisioning PF on a pink R3 or myself for that matter. Neither of us could fit the images of Mary Kay Sales Representatives. Especially PF.
For some of her stuff, you certainly could. She offers "TimeWise" , an age-fighting moisturizer (is it at least drinkable?), Miracle" , a set of skin care systems (which may or maynot be tattoe-compatible) and, better yet, a line of "Signature" facial concealers(have ordered a gallon for my own muzzle)
And, again, Mary has the right product for you . It's called "Natural Body Buoy" care. It's a gel that actually beautifies "the love handles" while keeping them dry, thus helping with the mooring