Here I go again . . . what is a chalk test, and how does one do it ?
You being a cop, would understand a chalk test I had one time -- early in my work career, some of the neighbors got irritated with me, and kept calling the cops for this and that, and I had a '71 Jaguar E-Type Series III that didn't see much use, and I couldn't store it in the garage, so it sat on the street. One day I got home from work, and there was a chalk mark on one of the tires, and I called the cops saying some vandal was going around putting chalk on the tire. It was a small town, the chief answered the phone and said, "I put that chalk mark there." A nice conversation ensued as he explained -- in the way that good sex counselors know that the real issue is not sex -- I need to work on the relations with my neighbors, and oh, not to worry about the chalk mark.