Billy Mays Dead

[biker1059]

TV Pitch man

 

[PHATDAD]

bad things come in threes

I thought "bad" things only come in threes?"...Michael, Farrah, Ed Mcmahaon but if you act now we'll throw in Billy at no extra charge.

 

[Pig9r]

I saw the other day he has a show on TLC now.

 

[Sidecar Flip]

I can hardly believe it. I've always liked his 'in your face' style. He was born in Pittsburgh in 1958. He's just 50, same age as Jackson but I'd imagine he's lived a much cleaner, more fullfiling life.

Good gawd, I feel old. I have him by 10 years.

 

[Hero Blob]

They've started digging his grave with the awesome auger. The funeral is planned for sometime in 2015 but that's ok, his mighty putty head stone won't be done til then.

 

[Pig9r]

I guess they'll embalm him with oxyclean?

 

[scot in exile]

You guys are all sick twisted and perverted and I love it.

 

[Sidecar Flip]

**** Oxyclean stuff works. Blows the ****te stains right out of my toilet.

 

[HeR3tic]

Ronald Popeil, you may remember was the original master of TV info-commercials. I expect Billy's exaggerated hand gestures and loud manner were at the heart of his notoriety; cause the products he pushed were mostly junk. Rest in Peace Billy Mays.

 

[Sidecar Flip]

HEY, watch that junk stuff. Wallyworld sells Oxyclean. If Wallyworld sells it, it's gotta be good.