Upset here.

I dont believe in spoiling them dinner is still her job.

Mine doesn't like cooking, and is a terrible cook. I like cooking, and I think I'm pretty good at it. I hate cleaning up after myself, my wife likes cleaning, weirdly. I think I have it pretty good, when I gutted the lath and plaster in the living room one day without telling her, she got home, saw 2 rooms 3 feet deep in lath and plaster, changed clothes and got her wheelbarrow. When I tore the roof off, 44 squares x 3 layers thick, she wheeled every bit to the burn pile. She's not too spoiled. And I think @Azisbest just might be taking the piss.
 
Master is definitely master here haha and yes I do ask permission on a lot if things, also that comes in having respect I find .... he said I was sneaky the other day .... well you gotta be when someone is boss right? I do all the cooking ( he did teach me at first ) still i did it and I get up every morning at 6.30, I make his flask of coffee and cook him his eggs ... even when I'm on a late shift he will wait till I finish to go shop to cook tea but I have the best builder and the coolest guy in town so I'm not complaining .... much and he is the best rider flying back from bude the other day at 160 was the ride of my life and it was so much fun I was giggling and laughing all the way home AWSOME ( I did tell him ' let's just ride fast '
You all have awesome wives and are all lucky and I love this thread hee hee hee thanks for letting me on forever friends
 
The only thing my wife can make is dinner reservations.

OMG, the stories I have, back when I worked 60-80 hours a week, she tried so hard to cook, 3 times cooked turkey with guts in, once basted one with olive oil, the famous oily turkey, made cookies and put a cup of salt and a teaspoon of sugar in, neither our dog nor the neighbors dog would touch them, and world famous for her black bottom cookies, one Christmas she burnt 3 consecutive batches. Wouldn't trade her for the world.