Top 10

[mav68]

The Rocket doesn't cost me much when I am not riding it. The wife costs all year round whether ridin her or not!

 

[wilbur-t]

You can trade your Rocket in for a newer model without having to go to court.

 

[snuffcityrider]

It's got nice headlights, frim and always on

 

[bmtbandit]

The Rocket doesn't suffer from PMS.

You can ride the Rocket all month long.

 

[CADFather]

A Rocket doesn't try to hold a pillow over your head while you sleep.

 

[bmtbandit]

Saddle bags on the Rocket look good

 

[RADEMIS]

My rocket is never on the "rag"

 

[rocketeer]

Your Rocket is always up for a "quickie".

OR

Your Rocket is not disappointed if you finish early, ie. "prematurely"

 

[RADEMIS]

You can turn it off and put it away when you want to.