That's just cause she loves you Scott. My uncle used to do his lambs with his teeth and spit the gobs out to the happy sheep dog - so if your missus brings home a Border Collie pup or similar you may want to invest in a good cast iron jockstrap
The Blackbird would be my first choice too, it is becoming more these days. I have one sitting on my desk at work even; it would be nice to have a full sized one as well, but alas, not in the near future for me now.