QUESTION FOR THE DAY?

[sonny]

57 miles to Tulsa but well worth it. He is a old friend and the twenty goes in his pocket.

 

[scot in exile]

I have a vehicle mot station next door but he can't guarantee his machine won't tear up my rims , he wouldn't charge me but I don't fancy risking it . A good pal of mine is head tech at a triumph dealership and he fits my tyres in his lunchbreak free of charge , only problem being it's a 40 mile round trip so it's a tenner in fuel . Can't really complain tho !

To our American friends a tenner is about 48 quarters or to my British brethren 48 quarters is about a tenner

 

[sonny]

After floating around with the british navy for a while we figured out their manner of speaking. Rough group to say the least. Did piss in their wheaties a bit, One hell of a dart player.

 

[Nat67]

To our American friends a tenner is about 48 quarters or to my British brethren 48 quarters is about a tenner

It will also buy you 2 dozen cadburys cream eggs in me local shop !

 

[sonny]

That would give me diarrhea. and a stomach ache.

 

[Ishrub]

That would give me diarrhea. and a stomach ache.

Just stick to piss and Wheaties then!
The other plus is if the family cow goes dry just move the bucket back a foot or two and wait while whistling gently in her ear. It works for race horses, when providing post race urine samples so should work on the cow too, but be careful not to whistle near your wife in the future, just in case!

Millions of Indians drink a cup of their own every morning, even the now dead Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai did.
Strangely it seems the Indian PM and his fellow imbibers got the idea from an early 20th century British naturopath, John W. Armstrong and a few of the Brits have got a taste for it as well.

Urine therapy - Wikipedia

many millions more Indians partake of cow urine for an especially invigorating effect. The latter is bottled, canned and sold commercially as a 'pick me up' but I'm sure some prefer it warm and fresh too.

bottled cow urine - Google Search

PMU sauce with Hindi script on the label is definitely off my shopping list now. वूस्टरशर सौस

It gets even weirder as Worcestershire Sauce appears to have been copied from an Indian recipe brought back to Old Blighty from the far east in the 1830's About us

 

[Nat67]

Just stick to piss and Wheaties then!
The other plus is if the family cow goes dry just move the bucket back a foot or two and wait while whistling gently in her ear. It works for race horses, when providing post race urine samples so should work on the cow too, but be careful not to whistle near your wife in the future, just in case!

Millions of Indians drink a cup of their own every morning, even the now dead Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai did.
Strangely it seems the Indian PM and his fellow imbibers got the idea from an early 20th century British naturopath, John W. Armstrong and a few of the Brits have got a taste for it as well.

Urine therapy - Wikipedia

many millions more Indians partake of cow urine for an especially invigorating effect. The latter is bottled, canned and sold commercially as a 'pick me up' but I'm sure some prefer it warm and fresh too.

bottled cow urine - Google Search

PMU sauce with Hindi script on the label is definitely off my shopping list now. वूस्टरशर सौस

It gets even weirder as Worcestershire Sauce appears to have been copied from an Indian recipe brought back to Old Blighty from the far east in the 1830's About us

Wouldn't wanna drink mine , bio hazard comes to mind ! Ah yes , a lot to answer for us Brits . The peasants amongst us were also responsible for the rather bad habit of dunking their biscuits in tea don't you know ? Except they couldn't afford tea , so they used beer instead !

 

[Ishrub]

Wouldn't wanna drink mine , bio hazard comes to mind ! Ah yes , a lot to answer for us Brits . The peasants amongst us were also responsible for the rather bad habit of dunking their biscuits in tea don't you know ? Except they couldn't afford tea , so they used beer instead !

Too true your mob even invented a drink that was like vomit before and after consumption and no doubt improved with frequent regurgitation.
I reckon Little Miss Muffet would have loved it!

Posset - Wikipedia
A posset (also spelled poshote, poshotte) was a British hot drink which was popular from medieval times to the 19th century. To make the drink, milk was heated to a boil, then mixed with wine or ale, which curdled it, and the mixture was usually spiced with nutmeg and cinnamon