My Buddy, Bill

[Ishrub]

I just have one machete

How many do you need? The Mau Mau in Kenya during the 50's did pretty well with one each.

 

[mexican]

How many do you need? The Mau Mau in Kenya during the 50's did pretty well with one each.

I just don't feel right with 5 motorcycles, 11 hand guns, 3 shotguns.3 sks's, 2 ar's 2 ak's and only one machete, i have to have multiples of everything, trying to figure out how to convince the wife to let me have multiple wives, not working out so far

 

[1olbull]

Speaking of Russians - "BRAT" means "brother" in most slavic languages, incl. russian

...and if I can allow small observation here: there are way way more similarities between americans and russians than any of them are ever willing to admit..

So then, since I like Bratwurst - my brother is a weinie?!?!?!

 

[instant]

WURST means sausage.. A BIG GERMAN SAUSAGE.. that´s all I can say. The rest shall stay between you and your psychologist

 

[Ishrub]

WURST means sausage.. A BIG GERMAN SAUSAGE.. that´s all I can say. The rest shall stay between you and your psychologist

Thats taking 'Brotherly love' way too far!