I am beginning to hate birds......

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, I had a neighbour who was quite well endowed. One day, after doing her washing early in the morning and then hanging it on the clothesline, she left to go to work. In the evening when she returned she found that birds had built nests in her bra that was hanging on the line. What made it even worse was the irony, when she discovered what breed the birds were.
 
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