Hate Seagulls

[scot in exile]

Flying rats that is what they are look what they did to my bike
As a few of you know I am a polish fetish sheep chaser blah blah blah, Anyhoo for the few of you who keep clean bikes try the wax from Walmart cost about nine bucks but boy does it put a shine on your bike

 

[Jag]

Lemon pledge cheaper work better.

 

[D04011]

Are you sure it is seagulls? Looks like something from a **** movie. Maybe a Harley guy saw the Rocket and got excited... Rotten SOB stole your seat as well!

 

[HansO]

Flying rats that is what they are look what they did to my bike
As a few of you know I am a polish fetish sheep chaser blah blah blah, Anyhoo for the few of you who keep clean bikes try the wax from Walmart cost about nine bucks but boy does it put a shine on your bike

Sure it wasn't the Cheap Polish that attracted them

 

[Rick Morris]

Turtle wax works well. What is the seagull wax from wally world you are using?

 

[scot in exile]

Are you sure it is seagulls? Looks like something from a **** movie. Maybe a Harley guy saw the Rocket and got excited... Rotten SOB stole your seat as well!

Harley guys bunch of wankers, never stole my seat i do not use one

Turtle wax works well. What is the seagull wax from wall world you are using?

Mothers synthetic wax picked up a bottle at wallyworld puts a nice shine on the bike.

 

[Rick Morris]

I like Mothers. And daughters. I use the Mother's wheel polish. Great stuff. I will pick up some Mothers this week. If my wife is OK with it that is.

 

[motolink]

I think you might have used to much on the seat.

 

[R3Tex]

Throw them some alka seltzer tablets. Being the flying rats that they are they will wolf them down and promptly get uncomfortable enough to f#ck off somewhere there is water to ease the bloating

 

[Tonester]

A mate of mine ate a seagull... I was like, eww! He said "No,no I did it right with a nice glass of red." I asked him what did it taste like. He replied "It was F*^%#NG AWFUL" "It tasted very fishy."