Hate Seagulls

One of the local business here in Nampa has a sign on their marquee it reads. "If cattle could fly, you would appreciate seagulls". I am not sure what they are trying to sell with that sign.
 
That's the reason matte black bikes just keep themselves clean... just wash it off.
 
Rick Morris said:
Turtle wax works well. What is the seagull wax from wally world you are using?
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I thought it looked like wax too. BTW you might have a closer look at the reflector above the rear wheel as it might have loosened up and rotated from being centered below the fender.
 

It's funny how quickly I notice that little silver oval just there, above the exhaust now. So subtle, yet so telling lol.
 
R3Tex said:
Throw them some alka seltzer tablets. Being the flying rats that they are they will wolf them down and promptly get uncomfortable enough to f#ck off somewhere there is water to ease the bloating
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Ah we used to mess with them on the ship like that. Found fishing for them better and when you catch one spray him with several colors of fluorescent paint release and watch as all the other seagulls attack it
 
leatal said:
I thought it looked like wax too. BTW you might have a closer look at the reflector above the rear wheel as it might have loosened up and rotated from being centered below the fender.
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good call on that reflector.
 
A few years ago a friend and I went for a ride, he on his HD Road Glide, me on my R3 Roadster, We stopped in Freeport for lunch, when we came out my R3 was covered in bird sh!t while his bike didn't have a spot on it, and our bikes were right next to each other.

He still brings that up every time I see him
 
warp9.9 said:
Ah we used to mess with them on the ship like that. Found fishing for them better and when you catch one spray him with several colors of fluorescent paint release and watch as all the other seagulls attack it
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**** - I need to try that on Magpies. Here birdy, birdy.......
 
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