well, now i know that all my bikes have a bit of the devil in them... my dl1000 is "satan's hard-on", because every time i twist the throttle it goes "boing!" and the front wheel is sticking up in the air... my vtx1800 was "satan's jackhammer", because when you grab a handful of throttle at 2500rpm in 5th gear it's like the devil himself pounding to get out...
the r3r is "the breath of satan", because when you are sitting at a stoplight in 90f weather and the radiator fan comes on you get a quick bit of insight into what eternity is going to feel like for some of us...