What does the term "TORES" stand for

These rednecks ask me why it sounds like a tractor. I tell them because its not a v twin, stupid.

Yeah it's funny the v twin sounds power ful and our machines are powerful that's the difference lol. Over heard a fella talking on his phone bout his bike while I was waiting for my mrs car to be serviced and the asked him what he rides .............can't remember the rant but it was a harley Custom of some description . He went on to tell me about a motor he was having imported from the states and what not . Then I showed him a pic of the rocket on my phone. He asked what it was and I told him then he said mine gets 124 ft lb at the rear wheel and I spent $$$$$$$$$ bla bla bla and I said mine gets 156 ft lbs at the rear wheel with exhaust filter and tune change . He said I was full of **** and I pulled up the dyno sheet from my photo album on the phone expanded the figures and showed him . It was funny how his jaw stopped flapping bout his


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As I've said before, Harley riders are like the bloke at the nudist beach strutting around because he reckons he's got a bigger one than everyone else. Then someone comes along on a Rocket and he suddenly goes all quiet and bashful. :D
 
Yeah it's funny the v twin sounds power ful and our machines are powerful that's the difference lol. Over heard a fella talking on his phone bout his bike while I was waiting for my mrs car to be serviced and the asked him what he rides .............can't remember the rant but it was a harley Custom of some description . He went on to tell me about a motor he was having imported from the states and what not . Then I showed him a pic of the rocket on my phone. He asked what it was and I told him then he said mine gets 124 ft lb at the rear wheel and I spent $$$$$$$$$ bla bla bla and I said mine gets 156 ft lbs at the rear wheel with exhaust filter and tune change . He said I was full of **** and I pulled up the dyno sheet from my photo album on the phone expanded the figures and showed him . It was funny how his jaw stopped flapping bout his


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Thats love. Carry a pic of your R3 and dyno on your phone.:D
Now I am ashamed. I dont have either on mine. Just a pic of my wife.:eek:
 
Thats love. Carry a pic of your R3 and dyno on your phone.:D
Now I am ashamed. I dont have either on mine. Just a pic of my wife.:eek:

:D Im the opposite i dont even have a pic of my wife in the house , That reminds me i better go let her out of the cupboard the dishes are starting to mount up and i need a blow job :D
 
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