Very close to a box of matches and petrol...

You're wasted as a roofer mate. Way too skilled mechanically
 
FIX it correctly and you wont have to touch it ever again
 
Very tasty. Is it a clean pair of pants everytime you try and get her on the paddock stand?
 
What shocks brand and model are they?
You should have recognised them they are the same as I had even down to the same colour, not sure about his but mine were 1 inch extra length and they are "Hagon Nitro's", a great shock
edit I think his might be Standard length
 
You should have recognised them they are the same as I had even down to the same colour, not sure about his but mine were 1 inch extra length and they are "Hagon Nitro's", a great shock
edit I think his might be Standard length

Arhh I admit total inadequacy, I cannot even remember the colour or brand of your socks and undies that eventful day they were exposed for all to see!