Oh and last month a diamond necklace.
I bought Sandy a new motorcycle. I’m clear of the dog house but not sure about the poor house.
Of course for me it’s a new Omega Seamaster, a TFC and a Dog Patch leather shirt from Langlitz.
Well that makes me realise just how poor I really am ! 
I bought Sandy a new motorcycle. I’m clear of the dog house but not sure about the poor house.
Of course for me it’s a new Omega Seamaster, a TFC and a Dog Patch leather shirt from Langlitz.
All depends what you value Nat, you have 5 ton of elm kindling and he has 250lb of teeth!
All depends what you value Nat, you have 5 ton of elm kindling and he has 250lb of teeth!
Just goes to show , A friend of mine was holidaying at the queens pleasure and needed funds at home , he arranged for me to take his Omega watch to the jewellers to sell it and raise capitol . On producing the watch to the high end jeweller , he looked me up and down then politely asked me to wait . Whilst perusing the ridiculously expensive trinkets in the shop , in walked 2 policemen who promptly and violently arrested me . It seems that a person of my appearance should not have in his possession such a fine article of jewelry with which said articles serial number had a rather dubious history ! I spent an entire Saturday afternoon in a custody suite whilst things were ironed out . All good in the end , but just goes to show , no good deed goes unpunished !I bought Sandy a new motorcycle. I’m clear of the dog house but not sure about the poor house.
Of course for me it’s a new Omega Seamaster, a TFC and a Dog Patch leather shirt from Langlitz.
That is brilliant! I want one too!What is the most unusual present you have received - some lucky child is getting this...
Just goes to show , A friend of mine was holidaying at the queens pleasure and needed funds at home , he arranged for me to take his Omega watch to the jewellers to sell it and raise capitol . On producing the watch to the high end jeweller , he looked me up and down then politely asked me to wait . Whilst perusing the ridiculously expensive trinkets in the shop , in walked 2 policemen who promptly and violently arrested me . It seems that a person of my appearance should not have in his possession such a fine article of jewelry with which said articles serial number had a rather dubious history ! I spent an entire Saturday afternoon in a custody suite whilst things were ironed out . All good in the end , but just goes to show , no good deed goes unpunished !
No f—-in chit that’s the funniest story on here in a while.
Agreed on both points. It was way to much money but some times you just say screw it. It fits like I was poured into it. I better not gain a pound.
Hey Nat after that story I just had to share this with you. I may not be typical with the Omega high end watch. Here is a picture of it yesterday after a morning deer hunt.Just goes to show , A friend of mine was holidaying at the queens pleasure and needed funds at home , he arranged for me to take his Omega watch to the jewellers to sell it and raise capitol . On producing the watch to the high end jeweller , he looked me up and down then politely asked me to wait . Whilst perusing the ridiculously expensive trinkets in the shop , in walked 2 policemen who promptly and violently arrested me . It seems that a person of my appearance should not have in his possession such a fine article of jewelry with which said articles serial number had a rather dubious history ! I spent an entire Saturday afternoon in a custody suite whilst things were ironed out . All good in the end , but just goes to show , no good deed goes unpunished !
