Selling my Soul

Anyone who wants to give me money has my soul, traking riders out on test drives today at the local HD shop

Is it the same HD dealership you 'breakfat' opposite and do you fall to your knees laughing at their customers' riding too?
 
Like the sound a phonograph needle scratching its way across a vinyl record ... you know the sound. Wait just a minute here Scotty.

Are you telling us the H-D dealer pays you to ride along because they don't trust motorcyclist enough to take a test ride on their H-D bikes BY THEMSELVES ????