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[1olbull]

Grohkels!

Kewl word . . . but
I couldn't find Grohkels in Google.
Do you mean Grockels?

 

[barbagris]

Wrote it phonetically. Imagine your a pirate after 6 pints of Cider!.

 

[Ishrub]

Wrote it phonetically. Imagine your a pirate after 6 pints of Cider!.

Pirates pffft, just more bandana wearing pussies with a fake parrot and a lisp with a thong tied around their head FFS. I don't get that pissed after 16!

 

[Paul Bryant]

Pirates pffft, just more bandana wearing pussies with a fake parrot and a lisp with a thong tied around their head FFS. I don't get that pissed after 16!

HA HA HA !

 

[barbagris]

Pirates pffft, just more bandana wearing pussies with a fake parrot and a lisp with a thong tied around their head FFS. I don't get that pissed after 16!

I think Mr @Nat67 and I need to educate you on the benefits (and otherwise) of REALLY ROUGH CIDER. Years ago I was taken to some place that would not let you in unless they knew you. They served CIDER - only CIDER and nothing else but CIDER. The owner had an accent so thick I had trouble understanding him. But iirc I was given several pints of "Ol' Baaarstud". True gut rot. And the hang-over - I still wince thinking about it. But it modifies the voice, m'dere.

Don't upset the pirates. They are legion. They do not forgive, they do not forget.

 

[barbagris]

Pirates pffft, just more bandana wearing pussies with a fake parrot and a lisp with a thong tied around their head FFS. I don't get that pissed after 16!

A fine Dorset-shire man.

Sept 19 - We shall remember them!. Arrrr!.

 

[Nat67]

I think Mr @Nat67 and I need to educate you on the benefits (and otherwise) of REALLY ROUGH CIDER. Years ago I was taken to some place that would not let you in unless they knew you. They served CIDER - only CIDER and nothing else but CIDER. The owner had an accent so thick I had trouble understanding him. But iirc I was given several pints of "Ol' Baaarstud". True gut rot. And the hang-over - I still wince thinking about it. But it modifies the voice, m'dere.

Don't upset the pirates. They are legion. They do not forgive, they do not forget.

Not to mention , great for constipation !

 

[Nat67]

Pirates pffft, just more bandana wearing pussies with a fake parrot and a lisp with a thong tied around their head FFS. I don't get that pissed after 16!

Not the poofy Hollywood Jack Sparrow pirates , the real pirates ! Have you not watched Black Sails ?
Oh hang on ? Ok so granted , Capt Flint may have had an issue or two ? But Blackbeard ?
Now there was a fearsome pirate !
He used to knot smouldering cannon fuse into his beard , used to scare the hell out of the French and Spanish.

 

[barbagris]

Capt'n Morgan made better rum though!.

 

[EasTexRIII]

Not the poofy Hollywood Jack Sparrow pirates , the real pirates ! Have you not watched Black Sails ?
Oh hang on ? Ok so granted , Capt Flint may have had an issue or two ? But Blackbeard ?
Now there was a fearsome pirate !
He used to knot smouldering cannon fuse into his beard , used to scare the hell out of the French and Spanish.

Yea Black Sails was fantastic. FVCKT UP ENDING THOUGH