R 3 patches for jacket

I'm only 31 .

But I am cynical, arthritic, and my wife tells me I'm getting close to achieving "******ety".

I think I'm a geezer!
 
Good News! at 49 I'm not quite a geezer
Bad News! I dont get a patch

As far as that other thing goes I never have any trouble keeping my Rocket up

PM me your address and I'll happily send you one - as long as you don't wear it (and promise to keep your rktnyrpkt) until your 50th.

Mal, whenever you're ready mate. Just bring your birth certificate with you.
 
I'm only 31 .

But I am cynical, arthritic, and my wife tells me I'm getting close to achieving "******ety".

I think I'm a geezer!
whipper sniper comes to mind, didn't think they sold them to minor's
 
Goes something like this I think:

<20 - squeezer
20s - pozer
30s - croozer
40s - schmoozer
50s - geezer
60+ - wheezer
 
PM me your address and I'll happily send you one - as long as you don't wear it (and promise to keep your rktnyrpkt) until your 50th.

Mal, whenever you're ready mate. Just bring your birth certificate with you.

Will my Gold Ulysses membership badge do???

My wife will tell you that once quick glance will confirm that I am old enough and ugly enough with the need for official documents!!!

Later next week I'll make a time to buy you a coffee,
Cheers,
The Kiwi.
 
I'm open to suggestions for patches
for those LESS than 50
who haven't quite reached maturity yet
but are WAY past puberty...
suggestions, colorful drawings,
snappy sayings.....
I'll get em made if we come up with a good idea or two.
And No Hans, we ain't getting a big R3
with the words RED IS FASTER,
so think of something else...