POLICE REPORT TO CORONER:
Motorcyclist carcass in ditch on side of road. Wrecked motorcycle 100 metres further on in same ditch.
Initial Conclusions: Excessive speed.
Reasoning: If motorcyclist had been travelling slowly, he would not have been at spot where lightning struck. Ergo, he was travelling too fast.
Final Conclusion: Excessive speed confirmed.
Recommendation: In order to further improve government programs for motorcyclist safety, reduce freeway speed limit by a further 20 km/hr.