Now in big countries Mr Leicester, we have what are called straight bits. Some can be so long you get bored and start drinking, playing round with the female pillionms, racing off HD riders, or just plain go to sleep.
To overcome the death like rigarmortis bought on by hours of straight road we need a bit of occupational therapy.
Now I understand mad dogs and englishmen are in some way similar but when you discover on your next world trip a ,,,"straight bit!!" we advise only short space of time in the sun and/or sitting motionless in the rocket saddle.
Does this explanation suffice or do other "stright bit riders" need to explain too!
Cheers
Sunburnt country rider.