Jokes only Scots will understand

Not even close. All I know about the first 2 weeks in August is everybody is getting ready for trawling season, since it usually opens on the 3rd Monday.
 
So one everyone should understand

I'm in a bar and see/hear a couple of 'large' ladies talking in a distinctive accent:

I walked over & said "Excuse me, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

They looked disgusted and said "it's Wales actually"

So I corrected myself and said

"OK - are you two Whales from Scotland?"

:roll:
 
Here you go my good man a blast from the past, now let me look out my old Big Country, Skids,Nazerath and maybe even some Jethro Tull and throw in a wee bit of Barbara Dickson
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What about Fae Fife? :D

I actually hung out with Nazareth in Albuquerque NM of all places.
Asked to go backstage at end of their set but was denied so said "just tell them a guy from Dunfermline says Hello"
Same bouncer tracked me down and was pleased to see I hadn't left as was told in no uncertain terms not to come back without me!
We chatted for a while in the dressing rooms, then they invited me back to their Hotel where we stayed up all night just blethering over a few drinks.
No wild time, just a real pleasant exchange with a good bunch of lads.
 
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