Ya know, Boog, this is what my wife keeps telling me.
Today I finally received a pair of less expensive water proof boots: Tour Master Flex WP Boots.
They actually fit and are light weight and comfy. I did have to go up from an 11 to a 12.5, the extra inch or so is not an issue after wearing them around all day. And . . . peeps will think I'm hung!
Just for $hits & giggles I also order a custom made set of Gasolina Boots. These are rear entry and can be made in EEE widths. They have a old-school look and seem they would be fun.
We shall see . . .