For Sale Imelda Marcos has BOOTS for SALE

[Ishrub]

No love here. They be 11.5 EEE.
I reckon to get them fixed one way or another.
I may just go see my local boot maker . . . after seeing what Gasolina does . . .

You don't have hair on the tops of your feet and 'Bilbo' or 'Baggins' as a family name do you?

Otherwise you had best get that elephantiasis treated ASAP

As the next stage is far worse:

 

[sonny]

That ain't good.

 

[Ishrub]

That ain't good.

Yeah! Should of saved it for @Mexican 's Thread killer thread