Yep...me either...I'm bad enough in the car. Would like to get where I have the temperament of the OP. Road rage is not good for ya not to mention one Thanksgiving Day I almost went to jail for it.
Battle scars, cool, survived another one. All we can do sometimes is hope that there isn't another.
Bugger really, you will keep seeing the scuff ....... time for a cool exhaust. @Paul Bryant
True story - one of my mates was riding his Rocket classic down an off ramp at a dual carriageway to a roundabout exit. He stopped at the junction but the car behind ( Ford Fiesta) did not. The car collided with the bike - my mate was ok. However the bike required new number plate and indicators. Straightened the rear guard. The Ford was a write off - front valance, bumper, bonnet etc.