No need to get together - tapeworms are bi-gender and can reproduce by themselves or exchange bits in a two way, he only has two so he can say he is an LGBTI supporter!
Problem is getting it over here. Especially if you want to try first. Once you know what size of "brand X" fits then it's easy - but I have been surprised more than once. Especially my Vanson which was surprisingly small - but I was at their factory and it was on the seconds rack - Looked BIG but the sales girl said - Nope - that'll fit you. It did.
Pants are my bugbear - I cannot fit into a jeans cut. Aero leathers do some old fashioned looser fit jeans - but at 450 quid they can keep them.