G'day!

Welcome from Germany (by way of Mississippi)!
Sounds like you got even more reason than the rest of us to want the weekend to get here quickly
 
Alright this is beyond a joke how many of you wankers are running around the worlds third smallest island? it is time for me to come over(not by ship) and kick each one of you in the nuts just to verify you are who you say you are.

Meet you on the steps outside Opera House .. when you be here to assault all us 'wankers' ??