All alone am I

Sounds like she might be related to Sammy.

 
Would his Chinese cousin be called 'One Hung Lo' ??

I once worked with a fellow named "Hung Hi" really a swell guy. When I was first introduced to him he shook my hand, smiled, and said "I've heard all the jokes"

I went to school with a Larry Hollowpeter. Richard Fase was an accountant in the town I live in. For reals
 
Me too, had the TKR performed twice to the same leg/joint. This was due to complications with the surgeons ability to perform whilst suffering from a severe bout of inflated ego. Mind you, the final x-rays only showed 3 continuous structures!