All alone am I

[scot in exile]

Well my daughter has finally shot the craw, she has moved out to Los Angeles Nicole and my wife left today with a u-haul and a trailer with my daughters car on it, they are driving thru Mississippi as I type.
She is moving in with her brother until she gets settled plus she has a few relatives in LA as my wife is from Los Angeles.
Hard to let go but she knows the door is always open for her (or him) any time.
My wife is staying in LA until January so I am fecked--does anyone know how to make toast?

 

[Grumpy Ole Codger]

You Tube has some great videos on how to use domestic appliances. Hope this helps..

 

[scot in exile]

You Tube has some great videos on how to use domestic appliances. Hope this helps..

Appreciate the tip but it did not help my wife much so doubt it will help me, the only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house

 

[Grumpy Ole Codger]

A real manly man...So the garbage man will have a mass of take-away wrappers to contend with..

 

[Grumpy Ole Codger]

On a more sombre note, my daughter went over to Australia on a years visa working and touring around. When she left, my better half almost fell to pieces. It is amazing just how much you miss them. Good luck!

 

[Triple Trouble]

Deep fried Mars bars and Haggis will get you through this Dave

 

[Dawg68]

Toast..Yup....get on the Rocket and drive to the nearest...or furthest roadside dive...

 

[barbagris]

My wife is staying in LA until January so I am fecked--does anyone know how to make toast?

Large sheet of metal. Two screws at 90° sticking out. Push sliced bread onto screws. Dig out Blowtorch. Torch to taste. Remove and add butter.

 

[phar2slo]

3 slices of bread and some wire. wrap bread around each header pipe and fix in place with wire. Put on a pair of welding gloves and fire up the rocket, wait say ten minutes turn bread over and repeat.

 

[phar2slo]

Also will work with bacon.