What do deer think?

wilbur-t

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>Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was
>being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist.
>The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked,
>'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer
>before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are
>you the one who killed my brother?' '
>
>Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they
>care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw
>next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like
>the French.' '
>
>The interview ended at that point

 

Jamie

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Deer Hunting in France

Two French hunters have shot a deer. They grab the poor kritter by its tail and drag it back to their car. A forrest warden notices their clumsy effort and tells them that they'd better off pulling it by its horns. After a minute of hesitation, the hunters think it's a smart idea. They thank the warden and proceed accordingly.

After 30 minutes or so of pulling, they realize their car might have been parked in the opposite direction:cool:
 
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Sidecar Flip

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Ted had a radio talk show in Detroit for a while. I guess his ratings weren't there or the Bro's in the Motor didn't approve but he don't any more for some reason. I have Fred Bear playing on the computer in the background right now. It serves to remind me of all the deer playing tag with cars around here.
 

TonyMac

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Other things Crazy Ted was known for in Michigan include:-

After a successful days bow hunting he would donate the deer meat to local homeless shelter kitchens.

Initiated a program dedicated to teaching the blind how to bow hunt…I kid you not!............... I bet they were queuing up for Instructors jobs!?!??!

Then a couple of years ago he upped sticks from Michigan and moved to Texas and bought a property in Crawford adjacent to its most famous resident.
 

MS_Kid

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One Flew Over The Neighborhood Nest

Other things Crazy Ted was known for in Michigan include:-

After a successful days bow hunting he would donate the deer meat to local homeless shelter kitchens.

Initiated a program dedicated to teaching the blind how to bow hunt…I kid you not!............... I bet they were queuing up for Instructors jobs!?!??!

Then a couple of years ago he upped sticks from Michigan and moved to Texas and bought a property in Crawford adjacent to its most famous resident.

They deserve each other...
 
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